​Agatha’s Begins it’s 30th Year with
AND THE WINNER IS…MURDER!
Directed by Ryan Girard
Written by John D. Babcock III
 
It’s award season.  Time once again when all the stars in Tinsel Town put on their tailored tuxedos and glittery gowns to make their way to the biggest award show in Hollywood – the Excellence in Motion Picture and Television Awards (the EMPTYS).
The award show which has everything:  Glitz!  Glam!  Bitterness and resentment towards the other people nominated in the same category.  Awards night is when the show business elite look their very best and behave at their very worst.
 
Professional backstabbing is taken to a whole new level when the biggest movie director in Hollywood is murdered at the ceremony.  Who would do such a thing?  Why would they do it?  And how can we blame them?  I mean, really.  It’s no secret the director was a no good, nasty jerk.  Took pride in it, too.  Treated people like dirt and enjoyed doing so.  The list of murder suspects is, as they say, as thick as the Hollywood Telephone Directory.  What’s a telephone directory?  It’s a book the phone company would publish with people’s names, address, and phone number.  When most people ditched landlines and went cellular, a telephone directory becameunnecessary.  The phone company stopped printing them, which saves a lot of paper.  
 
What were we talking about?  Oh, yes – a MURDER at an awards show!