“Murder and Stranger Things”

Written by John Babcock

RESERVE NOW

There’s something weird going on in the small town of Who Cares, Georgia.  Strange, even.  A young boy disappeared right after playing the role playing game Castles and Cyclopses!  Police are baffled!  Parents are worried!  And other teens are lethargic.  This rash of disappearances has everyone in town troubled.  And when we say ‘rash’ we don’t mean the kind that can be treated with Lotrimin.  Although that would be convenient, wouldn’t it?  Moving on.
If these disappearances weren’t strange enough, whenever concerned citizens of Who Cares begin to ask questions, they end up DEAD!  It seems to happen when they suspect the mysterious government funded laboratory nearby.  Now, that’s strange, isn’t it?  People dying when they voice their suspicions of a government funded lab?  Wonder what the connection might …………………………………………………………………………………………….

Sorry, this is The Mysterious Government Funded Lab.  We just wanted to tell you that there’s nothing going on over here.  That is all. As for the writer of the show, he left.  So I wouldn’t look for him. We certainly don’t know where he is.  As for you, the audience, come on down to Agatha’s!  Where you won’t see anything suspicious from us, The Mysterious Government Funded Lab.  But apparently there’s some murders happening that we know nothing about.  Strange.